Champagne taste, beer budget.

"Good luck with the wedding! I'm sure you'll look great- you'll probably be better off going to a seamstress anyway, a good one can get wonders out of a seemingly average dress! "

Sometimes if you want nice things you have to pay more money for them.

This shit right here. Why do people think you can just make the most perfect fitting dress without fittings and ample time? Quality takes time. Stop treating seamstresses like factory workers in China!

That's a lot of crazy to go through. too bad you couldn't find a local seamstress to make the dress for you.

If I wanted to say you were a bigot I would have just done so. I was making a joke...at your expense.

It's cool everyone knows all black people look alike.

Looks like you got a job to do.

I was thinking the same thing. Why in the heck did they even bother to write the article? If you hate Halloween pass the assignment on to someone else. It looks bad that just about every picture has a correction from the editor on what costume it is.

Ha ha you ain't shit for that.

See that's great. That woman owns her own shop. I'm usually dealing with faceless entity stores that simply don't give a damn. I think I just got fed up one day when the "tall" pants I was trying on barely grazed my ankle and the crotch was halfway to my knees. I went home and started sewing.

Adoption is awesome! I long since decided not to reproduce, just because there are so many babies to adopt when do I need to make them?

Now that is some Triple A customer service. I just said to hell with it and started sewing my own clothes. I have special stores online to go to for my shoes. But that must be amazing to have a saleswoman that has that close a relationship with the manufacturer that can do that.

I was always suspicious. Why is the meat pressed in the shape of the bones? I know it's supposed to be ribs but the meat shaped bones was always odd to me.

Argh! Cranberry juice is my mortal enemy! How shall I deal with this news? Oh wait I've been lucky enough not to get any UTI's.

Hot damn that sucks. I've worked retail clothing and I'm technically a "skinny bitch" but man I could never say some mean shit like that. Even if I was certain that we didn't carry a size I would have went and asked someone else or checked the back stock to be sure. Failing that I'd probably find out which store…

People say these things to you? Time to start practicing drop kicks and table flipping.

I think you should keep your monarchy. It's so fancy and fancy things are cool. Plus you almost always have a reason to have a national party.

Man why are Asian men so hot? They're just walking around being all sexy without a care in the world. sigh...

That may be true. Goodness knows that women have been checking guys out forever but our sex drives are just ignored. But because so many straight men feel threatened by Gay men they definitely take notice of that sort of attention.