Fuck FiveThirtyEight.

He gave up like Cam Newton chasing a fumble.

LOL Cam apologists don’t know what to do with this cuz Clark is black. Could he be racist too????

Oh, cam. you’re driving your offense down the field with a few minutes left in the 4th quarter, trailing by less than one score in the most important game of your life. But yea don’t sweat it, it’s just a fumble in your own red zone don’t worry about it! It’s not like 100 million people are watching you turn into a…

6 months of primping for the camera at every available moment and when things didn’t go so well Cam acted like the kid that didn’t get what he wanted for Xmas.
If maturity was factored into the MVP vote Cam would’ve finished dead last...I just hope this was the beginning of the end for the douche bag...I hope someone…

He’s not wrong. Cam quit on the play. Pathetic game from the cockiest guy in the sport.

“...he was arrested for punching his then-girlfriend in the face.”

...so after all the comments toward Bill Romanowski, is it racist when Frank Clark calls him “boy”?

Salty?

Him kissing Papa John gave me a tear in my eye. It was like Brian’s Song, but with shitty pizza. And two rich white guys.

No ones going to bring up Cam Newton getting scared shitless and not going for his last fumble?

How ‘bout when Payton Manning had to give a bro-hug/kiss to Papa John on national TV as he took the field for his SB victory lap? Fuckin’ great stuff!

Oh, boi! They made Cam look like a fool.

How bout that Cam Newton???

Can we outlaw gender reassignment surgery/hormone therapies, too?

Ah yes, the same Madeline Albright who said 500000 Iraqi children who died over sanctions was ‘worth it’.

Who in their right mind would fuck with the lady that said the death of 500,000 Iraqi kids was worth it? Not me!

aaannnd you’re probably the only one. It’s 2016.

Ya mom.

Well you are one of few.