stupid

Who is this bitch?

He’s Croatian, meaning he was a terrorist.

easy enough

Because you are racist??

That would be assault and battery now, wouldn’t it.

These students are privileged pussies

where do I apply?

you’re a fucking idiot. it was over 150 years ago

fucking sweet.

a lot of us were.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds away.

fucking sweet

god damn would I love to tap that.

thanks!

You would hope so, but this case is dead all around

and since she’s not, then it didn’t happen

Hopefully, other would-be con artists will be deterred

Do you hear the world’s smallest violin?

Unless convicted, yes