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“Protect....Mothra....”

-”GIDORAH”!? WHY DID YOU ROAR THAT NAME?!?!

Modern military aircraft have weapons that destroy their targets at a range of miles and fly faster than the speed of sound. Why do the fighter planes always get within grappling range of the kaiju?

This is so accurate I can’t believe I haven’t seen the comparison before. Except Zapp is somehow smarter and less of a misogynist creep than Trump.

I think if your form is good you're not allowed to call it Cross Fit anymore.

Leave it to Trump to turn the nation’s foremost disease expert into Kif from Futurama.

I’m always so torn on Marjorie Taylor Greene as she is a sitting Congressperson who is obviously committed to being a cancer on democracy while spreading insane lies and fueling dangerous conspiracy theories. Yet at the same time she is such a caricature of a right wing politician that I just keep laughing at all her

You’re probably still going to continue to be disappointed since the Marco storyline is in no way going to be resolved by the end of this Season (if they stick to the book timeline, where he’s still alive in book 6)

I wanna fly like an eagle

She charged the batteries last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine A.M.

Capitalism is great until you run out of money, which most will because that is what the system is built on.

Man, this article is like re-reading the article about The Donald on Reddit...

This is just more evidence of the many many undiagnosed or untreated people with mental health conditions in this country.

Also, you should always trust the updated version more than your outdated one

Bummer that there’s no deep pocket equivalent to Purdue Pharma to blame and sue, especially after the dissolution of Madrigal Elektromotoren GmbH.

I’d bet the employees could run the biz 1,000x better than hair dyed Looney Lindell. It would be cool to have him claim bankruptcy and have a benevolent funder step up and turn it over to employees. Cherry on top of my ice cream dream would be to have George Soros as that savior/funder.

I know.  I like that company though.  I enjoy thumbing through their catalogue. I have no idea why.  

I will watch anything with Richard "human muppet" Kind.

Check out @JamesSACorey on Twitter (co-author Ty Franck’s account). He’s been rebutting a number arguments against why what Naomi did is survivable. For example:

There were literally self-identified Nazis in the mob that stormed the Capitol. He was completely correct.