In my day, I’m 40, it wasn’t cant it was stickers, red stickers I believe. That you would stick on your arm and they were “dosed” with LSD.  That said I DID have a friend in high school and she had a vial of opium crystals, they were purple, and she poured them in her fountain drink and we shared that through out the…

Pretty much all true. But. I’m not a fan of addressing toxic nerd bullshit with toxic bro bullshit. Penis size mockery, sexual prowess mockery, conventional attractiveness mockery, etc are just variations on the dumbshit theme this type of nerd plays. You bring up incels. Okay, reasonable. You know what incels…

Agreed. My wife is Indian, absolutely crazy about fall (and Gilmore Girls for that matter). I got Chinese takeout the other day, and the guy at the counter was telling me how much he loves fall and how the fall here is just like the fall where he’s from in China. I went to the pumpkin patch last week, people of all…

It does sound like the name of somebody who is an insufferable prick that should get decked.......regularly, like a Nazi.

For me it was “Madison Cawthorn”.

What country are you speaking of that it is winter in November?

I guess you’ve never heard of guilt by association.

Anyone who defends supporting Trump is a piece of shit.

They why’d they vote for him?

Well it IS a Kavanaugh-like character assassination, but only because it sounds like he’s pretty much a Kavanaugh-like character.

Politician proposes raising the MARGINAL tax rate back to where it was 25 years ago and whiny bitch Fitty runs into the arms of a white supremacist?

I was waiting for this comment. I live in the South. I know a ton of people who voted for Trump, unfortunately, including my own parents. Though, unlike the guy I’m referencing, I wouldn’t call them Trump fans at least. I could unfriend them all but what would that accomplish other than making me feel smugly…

The first clue was that he drove a Dodge Challenger.

you both thought mentioning the fall holiday is offside for an article about the fall? why?

Uhhh, I ordered the hollowed out Snickers cave full of wet roast beef “to go.”

Maybe if they were wearing masks early in this, my husband would still be alive.

He’s the classic “whoever is in power doesn’t really affect me” well-off straight white dude. Since he isn’t much personally impacted by who’s in power, he can not really care and pretend that both sides are equally bad/good. 

So, he joined a “church” then. They are ALL publicly facing hypocrites.

frozen corn > canned corn

A peanut brittle egg stuffed with rotten crab gills.