Excuse the fuck outta me for not being a selfish piece of shit and disregarding any and all common sense. No, I’m not going to any restaurants, bars, coffeeshops, or hairdressers like every other dipshit who walks around with their head up their ass, acting like a global goddamn pandemic that killed 200k+ people in…

I would suggest you watch Sacha Baron Cohen speak at Never Is Now 2019:

This makes me more sad than an article about a comedy probably should. Particularly the mother’s reaction.

YOU MUST NEVER WATCH THE BORAT MOVIE!!!!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BORAT MOVIE? I READ A REVIEW AND THEY SAID IT WAS FUNNY SO I WENT TO THE THEATRE. IS THIS WHAT I LEFT KOREA FOR? IS THIS WHAT AMERICA IS? IS THIS WHAT YOUNG PEOPLE LAUGH AT? IS THIS WHAT I SACRIFICED DECADES OF MY LIFE FOR, TO GIVE YOU AN EDUCATION IN A…

Now I’ve got to dig that trilogy out. Been a few years since I last read it.

Yeah, I can dig that (pun totally intended). Makes the ship a lot more accessible. Galactica somehow crashes on Earth’s moon, gets buried in moon dust after crash, maybe I dunno came in at an angle and hit the side of a mountain, causing landslide that buries the ship (maybe intentionally set up this way). Hard to…

Oh shit, here comes the Boston PD....

He filmed the moon landings in a studio on the moon, just to troll everyone!

I just think it’s hilarious how a man who basically remade the worst X-Men movie as the second-worst X-Men movie thinks he’s going to “bring something new” to another franchise.

It’s not a hype cycle, it’s their standard thing to announce a press conference a few days ahead, and not say what it’s about. Just every 20 or so for some reason the media grabs on to one and hypes it on their end. Usually “ALIENS?!??!” but always something much more mundane.

But I think every NASA announcement is…

Not to worry. I’m sure that he’s getting the finest and most expensive healthcare that taxpayer dollars can buy as he valiantly fights to take away basic coverage from millions of said taxpayers.

Water collection system would be very simple and light. Using sublimation all you have to do is heat the soil and the ice flashes to steam very easily. Your collection system then only has to consist of a way to catch the vapor until it cools back into ice.

Hmm, what could it possibly be…?

‘Mind you, that’s still probably quite low. If you have to go through a couple thousand tons of lunar dirt to get a few kilograms of water, it’s not exactly accessible any time soon.’

Dahak Exists! 

In my day, I’m 40, it wasn’t cant it was stickers, red stickers I believe. That you would stick on your arm and they were “dosed” with LSD.  That said I DID have a friend in high school and she had a vial of opium crystals, they were purple, and she poured them in her fountain drink and we shared that through out the…

That might actually kind of work. Set it in our own future, AI on the rise, all that. Cyclon God starts getting involved (turns out God is an ancient AI entity from many cycles back). Story about human characters finding remnants from the series, see if they can stop the violent cycle. Main issue is time scale. How…

And who wrote X-men Apocalypse.  And then complained about both movies not making sense. Yeah, him. 

But who wants to watch BSG without Edward James Olmos?