Mayo on the outside? Heresy!

Because there’s always someone else, willing to do [insert job] for less. Due to that, pay rates are always going to trend towards the minimum possible amount for which someone is willing to do the work. That sets the pay floor. Some places may pay slightly better, because they want higher quality employees, but it’s…

Oh awesome! I cannot WAIT until the first flight where I can creepily gaze through the plexi at my seatmate facing the other way! “Hi....how ya doin’?”

Does anyone else’s office deliberately pump in white noise? Our floors of the building are equipped with overhead speakers that constantly supply a low-level droning hum, similar to that used on Star Trek (or other sci-fi properties) whenever a scene is set aboard a starship. Kinda like the sound of an…

It was the summer before I first left for college, and working in a local mom-n-pop video rental store when I stumbled across Clerks’ video release. To say it spoke to me is an understatement...

This white man says “impugn away.”

I’ve long felt like I should start a blog called something like “Holy Shit, What Went Wrong?”

For what it’s worth, those advertisers get quite vociferous twitter rants from me anytime one of the Faux news hosts says something outrageous (so, you know, like, pretty much daily).

Here ya go!

I actually always thought “Headstrong” was Papa Roach. Oops.

I will warn you, Corporate is a much darker (yet still wickedly funny) tone. Way less light-hearted than Better off Ted.

Easy one for me: Roy Rogers’ BBQ sauce (so smokey sweet, with a perfect tang) and McDonalds’ Tarter Sauce (which I vastly prefer to any of the concoctions used by any other retaurant—even the fine dining joints—around here).

As of Thursday (3/19) afternoon, this promotion was already over. Guess they got enough sign-ups already by the time I tried...

As of Thursday (3/19) afternoon, this promotion was already over. Guess they got enough sign-ups already by the time…

If you like Better Off Ted (I was so sad when that got cancelled), check out Corporate (comedy central).It’s quite good.

His batcave? So is he the one making all that bat soup he loves talking about so much?

There are responsible gun owners and those are the people who nobody knows own guns, because they don’t brag about them or accidentally discharge them.

I realize now, all these years later, that I have apparently been conflating events from The Black Hole and Event Horizon (watched many, many years apart, but also both a long time ago!)

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You might call that insensitive. I call it reparations.