Oh yes, Every single time I fly out of an airport in the south (especially Florida, with their too-high “indoor” temperatures), I get pulled aside because I will always have a big ol’ sweaty spot at my lower back—one time it was even L-shaped, like a pistol tucked into my waistband. That caused some consternation! Any…

HAH! Have you met my friend Washington DC? Complete street lettering (A-Z) and numbering (not to mention address) duplication in all quadrants, radiating from the center. Not knowing the proper quadrant of an address could be four (well, three, realistically, as SW is mostly river or monuments) completely different…

Hell, the entire city of DC throws this out the window. All directions of the grid (N-S and E-W) are called “streets” (all streets, all the time!) and the diagonals that radiate seemingly randomly from various points in the city are the (state-named) Avenues.

...and Schwarzenegger!

Please tell me you have a source for Big Black Dick? That stuff is by far some of the very best rum I have ever had the pleasure of drinking, and I stupidly did not buy a  bottle  case while I was there, assuming I could pick some up back in the States.

When something is taught at church, the uneducated and ignorant simply accept it as truth. How could they not, given the time?

Thank goodness self-aggrandizing social media culture has conditioned so many of these sociopaths to seek approval from their twisted peers before acting. Twenty-seven arrested in the last couple weeks? Wow.

My father was diagnosed with the alpha-gal allergy last year. Damn Lonestar ticks!

I miss Pine...

Too late.

Agreed. I am 6'4" and 345lbs. I am significantly skinnier than Trump—certainly look better in a suit, and don’t have nearly the gelatinous, round gut in a tucked-in golf shirt (not that I’d ever tuck in a polo). He is so, so clearly lying about his weight, it’s ridiculous!

Ah, but if they get it, it’s no biggie. Tap to pay systems use a rolling authentication token, so even if they were able to decrypt the authorization, it’s unusable again after a few seconds. Each transaction has its own code, which expires once the transaction is complete. Far more secure than swiping mag strips or…

A “stunt card” I call it. Set up a checking account specifically to use with said card, only transfer $1000 at a time to it. When it gets down under $200, I throw more in there.

So the problem there is...it only takes one. The first person to miss leaves a puddle (or even just sprinkles). The next guy comes in and goes “Ew, I’m not getting that on my shoes!” and so stands a bit further back. The larger the puddles get, the further back men will stand. It’s a perpetuating cycle that only needs…

So, the majority of the time, the stream goes where you expect, but sometimes it’ll come out at an angle NOT where things are pointing—and every once in a while, inexplicably, it’ll be like you’ve stuck your thumb over the end of a garden hose.

Hah! I never thought about that, what it was like from his perspective!

Apparently there’s already a 90Mb patch out as of this morning.  Hopefully it fixes the crashing.  Got all excited about the update, rushed home from work to play, and it crashed every time I used my mining laser.  Gave up after the third crash, and fired up GTA to let off some steam.

When I was 16, I was interviewing at a local Roy Rogers with the manager in the dining room during the afternoon lull.

So, my very, very Italian in-laws—my wife’s grandparents literally being off the boat from Italy—all say “eye-talian.” Maybe it’s a Jersey City thing?

I grew up thinking that “Guido” was a terrible slur against Italians—one to never be used, almost as offensive as the n-word. In our very PC household, these were just words that good people never uttered.