This is good Kinja.

Believe me, I miss my Honda Prelude. That was the perfect car for someone of my height. Long doors, decent headroom (without reclining too far), and if I put the seat all the way back, even I couldn’t push the clutch all the way in!

Heh, and 99th percentile tall people like myself, who’s head is often well behind the B-pillar when driving?  Hope it’s got rear curtain airbags, too?  

As a Very Tall person, I often wonder what creative ways cars will find to kill me if I’m ever in a violent crash.

Oh yeah, they do...and it’s glorious! 

Really feels like too little, too late, unfortunately.

“Missed a spot! Missed a spot! Wow, missed a whole stripe there, Han Solo!”

...except when my wife moves it!

There’s a good reason this case is being handled by the FBI’s Public Corruption unit, and not the teams normally charged with investigating trafficking. Clearly, there are bigger fish on the line...especially since Justice has been publicly stating that those involved will get consideration for coming forward now,…

My theory is that they got advance notice of the upcoming Epstein arrest, and either wanted to get him ready in case POTUS got dragged in (or waded in on his own, as he is wont to do) and things got all scandaly too quickly, or so that everyone could get their stories straight before the press corps lit in to them…

My wife, who is 36, can still quite clearly hear these sort of sonic deterrents. I’m not sure how she’s preserved her hearing so well, but she does wear ear plugs to concerts, and complains about TV volume that I can barely hear.

Yeah, but that could be Dr. Brenner. I mean, that would make sense as to how they know about the rift in Hawkins...

Real Fury might have not necessarily handed over the glasses so easily, or so casually.

What are you, the villain from a Clive Cussler Dirk Pitt novel?

Never mind that in less than a year (since the events of season 2) a Soviet front company managed to not only build a shopping mall, but also build and staff an entire underground base with a miles-long supply tunnel from said mall. It got a little too Austin Powers there after they discovered the elevator.

Not true. On most planes, the seatback in front of me is already painfully wedged against my knees, to the point where it’s actually impossible (depending on seat design) to recline said seatback.

I’m a photographer with well more than double that threshold of Instagram followers. Still waiting for those dollars to start raining from the ceiling...

Having worked IT in local government, I can tell you that we admins can stamp our feet all day long and demand money to procure backup systems, proper network topology, anti-malware and all the other things sane organizations do to prevent this sort of attack, and the county Board of Supervisors (insert your local…

So does the fact I nodded along knowingly, laughed several times, and finished with a resigned sigh mean that I’m not infected? Luckily, my only high-risk factors are playing GTA Online and being white. Although, I do have any unholy love for mayonnaise, which I fear may be one as well! 

A someone who reffed soccer (when I wasn’t off playing with my own travel and rec-league teams) from age 14-18 or so, I took no greater pleasure than ejecting “a grownup” for acting like an asshat during a game—including the father of one of my U-19 teammates, while reffing a game his little sister was playing in. Oh…