Its not like the old reactions were authentic anyway.

I don’t have the energy to explain how wrongheaded this take is.

How is it a cheap trick to point out that someone who thinks showing Kindergarten Cop is a dangerous glamorization of policing? It shows a hair-trigger mentality and complete lack of perspective that any self-aware adult should find humiliating.

At some point they’re just giving the lead actress more time to put out another statement about how cops should be able to kill anyone they want.

With Patton Oswalt reappearing, I’ve been thinking about other actors/characters I’d like to see one last time, even though I’m sure it won’t happen.

I’ll do you one better and say The Force Awakens is a perfect summation of the fact that there was no plan; in that movie, Snoke shows up and he’s all mystery. The entire idea behind him is “we barely know who this is, but every Vader needs an Emperor, for reasons”, and he holds no dramatic tension beyond that. Rian…

“I wear my suit all the time. Even in the bathtub. Because I’m edgy like that.”

“OMG, you guys! Being a teenager is finally acceptable, thanks to Billie Eilish! Her brand is, like, so on-point and engaged and representative. Just kill yourselves now, Boomers*. It’s our time!”

One of the big problems I had with Rise is how Poe’s stupid plan hinges on the fleet of intergalactic never-before-seen rebels-in-hiding showing up right at the time of attack against Palpatine’s fleet. If this beacon in the Trevorrow script can explain some more robust reason for hoping this time-sensitive appearance…

Wait... You are applying logic to a movie series featuring magic space knights and woodland creatures capable of destroying tanks?