Bad Bond fan. You should know he favors vodka martinis.

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Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

Das Sad.

sorry if your slammed 98 civic was above my crappy Jetta.

With any luck they’ll be in dire enough trouble to sell me a car at a huge discount in a few months, but no so dire that they abandon the US market.

Someone who VW has moved to Bermuda with a nice fat paycheck to shut the hell up.

That dude’s got the best job in the world. Just come to work high, and blame everything on aliens. Here’s your check. Sign me up for that shit.

Not saying I believe any of it, but look at it like from this perspective. I’m on an exploration mission from somewhere else. I want samples.

“along with a number of minor improvements, including:

Competing in this stuff is actually awful. The year I did it ( in a midwest city, think “ north”) I think we went to a Baker’s Square grand openning because the owner gave the pageant like 500 bucks, it was totally degrating. As far as the scholarships yeah if you want to win you are going to lose money after the…

I’ve driven a Model S.

Your two rules conflict.