Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

Das Sad.

sorry if your slammed 98 civic was above my crappy Jetta.

With any luck they’ll be in dire enough trouble to sell me a car at a huge discount in a few months, but no so dire that they abandon the US market.

Someone who VW has moved to Bermuda with a nice fat paycheck to shut the hell up.

“along with a number of minor improvements, including:

Competing in this stuff is actually awful. The year I did it ( in a midwest city, think “ north”) I think we went to a Baker’s Square grand openning because the owner gave the pageant like 500 bucks, it was totally degrating. As far as the scholarships yeah if you want to win you are going to lose money after the…

I’ve driven a Model S.

“Tesla rules sorry” That is the mindset that I hate about Tesla fans.

The Tesla is good...?

5’1” and 135 lbs is a BMI of 25.5, which means she would technically be barely overweight.

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

LOL!!!! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. and 100% true.

Your two rules conflict.