Kid, I’ve served in the Army, I’ve been a correctional officer for almost a decade. I’ve carried a firearm for a living for a decade and a half, and been in physical altercations with inmates, sometimes with homemade weapons, on a fairly regular basis. The likes of which would make you wet your little panties.

... Or at least not have a round chambered... It took a lot of poor decisions for this to happen

Doesn’t the trigger still require ~10 pounds of force?

...or not have the thing loaded.

To be fair, it was likely a striker-fire type, like a Glock, Smith and Wesson M&P, Sig P320, H&K VP9, Springfield XD, etc.

Just lucky he only killed himself with his stupidity/ignorance.

See, I was thinking that too, but I went with number 10 because it’s the only option other than it that distributes the good of the free car over large quantity of people. I’d say going on e-Bay and testing out all those shitty, cheap mods and testing them then publishing the results is pretty much a public service.

I feel bad for his poor manifold, though :`(

I can think of many many cars I would take a Cruze over, all of them similar small cars with FWD, tiny 4 cyl NA or turbo engines, all of them styled like a squished egg with an angry bug pace on the front, and boring or strange looking rear lights in the back. The fact that the Cruze I drove, and the Cruze fleet at my…

Ya know they depreciated spectacularly and last forever if you’re willing to pay the bills. I think I’m going full Tavarish here...

Wanted a grand tourer because the Porsche isn’t good for long trips or camping. Rented a cottage in Falmouth Maine and we were parked next to an old W210 estate and I had an “ah ah!” moment.

Got my first Mercedes-Benz at 51. Could you please edit your post and remove that line? Consider it a personal favor.

I don’t think I can argue with any of these.

Agreed. The "middle-management special" as I like to call it.

I laughed harder at this than I should have, and now I haz a shame.

Hehe, I feel cheated :P

Murder isn’t some “oh well, kids will be kids” mistake like smoking pot behind the bleachers. She made a conscious choice to take an innocent man’s life.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH THERE’S NOT BETTER HOTDOG THAN THE DOLLAR FIFTY COSTCO DOG! WITH A DRINK! A DRINK!

I agree with all of these except for the Excursion. Despite its terrible gas mileage, the Excursion Limited V10 is one of the best bargains in the used market right now. $5000 gets you one of the biggest SUVs ever built, with two air conditioners, leather seats, and power everything. The Excursion V10 and the diesels…

Speak for yourself on the Excursion. I love these giant stupid things. Would pay real American dollars for one all day long