Honestly, I would be happy with a few of the brands separating from Gawker Media, namely Kotaku, io9, and Jalopnik. You guys and Jalopnik are independent, for the most part, and io9 seems to be too niche to Gawker management to be a standalone product. Either way, great job you guys have done here. Hope it will…

Because it’s the job of every prequel to give you answers to questions you didn’t care about, like how taxation on galactic trade routes led to the rise of the Empire, and how Wolverine got that jacket he wore in X-men, and look at that little tyke... he’s the guy that’s in the background of the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Hear you out? No need. This is indisputable fact.

Also, cannot wait for this:

or Justice League: I’m really just here for Wonder Woman

Justice League: Sons of Marthas Unite

Does he come back in 3 human days or kryptonian days? Just trying to make sure my schedule is clear.

Front plates ruin everything.

I was behind one of these the other day...my God I haven’t seen an ass that beautiful in a long time.

When you said SUVs are dumb, you meant modern SUVs that people buy to commute, right? Because these are all SUVs that I would argue are not dumb:

This is really a “work slowdown”, isn’t it?

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COTD for being an idiot

It is a worker slowdown. You don’t see TSA lines magically quadruple in length in a matter of a week, nationwide, because of unexpectedly more travellers.

Anyone who flies regularly knows that flights are pretty much all full all the time nowadays. The only way that a whole lot more people will suddenly be goign…

The kicker is that these super long PRE-SECURITY lines would also be a fine target for terrorist bombing.

or, you know, just disband the TSA. They don’t make us any safer, it’s a government works program disguised as a security measure.

Because technology has not yet advanced far enough for them to take their waifu to the prom.

the author told them three “holy shit” moments that would form the future parts of the story (and thus the show). The first two have been seen... but the final moment is apparently the very end of the entire series