Honestly, I would be happy with a few of the brands separating from Gawker Media, namely Kotaku, io9, and Jalopnik. You guys and Jalopnik are independent, for the most part, and io9 seems to be too niche to Gawker management to be a standalone product. Either way, great job you guys have done here. Hope it will…

Front plates ruin everything.

I was behind one of these the other day...my God I haven’t seen an ass that beautiful in a long time.

When you said SUVs are dumb, you meant modern SUVs that people buy to commute, right? Because these are all SUVs that I would argue are not dumb:

Should be greyed for this comment

COTD for being an idiot

Because technology has not yet advanced far enough for them to take their waifu to the prom.

COTD for the timely and thorough observation. I LOL'd.

2005 Dodge Neon SRT-4. Although easily argued as “not sleeper enough”, I think it should be included simply because it’s a little ole’ Neon from 2005... That does 0-60 in 5.3 seconds.

How about not mashing the gas on city streets. Save that for the track.

Am I doing this right?

I sometimes wonder the way some people drive if they give those out for mental disabilities as well as physical.

Crap, the virus is spreading. First Mustangs, then Camaros. Be on the lookout for Challengers leaving C&C.

What kind of losers would watch teams of losers play video games and call that a sport?