“It saddens me that the media is often seeking to divide us...”

Black Elvis, you say?

There’s plenty of videos of that kind of thing online.

Non-white Santa, whaaaa??

“Why is this so hard for people to understand?? I love everyone, even the sinners who will go to Hell for all eternity, which is what my religion says will happen to the gays. Now give me your money!!” - Candace Cameron Bure, probably.

one that allotted them to watch porn while on the job.

If increasing police funding stopped crime we’d see no crime since all the US does up until now is give more and more money to police. 

Dumb question: why are the players allowed to bring their own beanbags? It seems only sensible to me that, above a certain level of competition, all the players are issued regulation bags by the organizers. I can’t imagine they would be that expensive to make or buy.

This is good satire.

We know you don’t give a fuck. An obvious racist asshole like you would of course, not, give a fuck.

Your whataboutism is strong.

4. He has a racist version of Tourette’s

basically 🥴

Nope, they’ll throw her under the bus immediately. She’ll be being called a radical leftist nazi by her next church Sunday. She’ll probably have to move out of Texas entirely before lunatics burn her house down.

Maybe. But I think she represents that ugly contingent of people who are quite happy for things to be criminalized for other people so long as they can buy their way out of the law. I have a feeling if she’d had the money to buy a safe, illegal abortion in Texas, hell, she would have done that instead of driving ten…

Yeah, I find it hard to sympathize. The people she voted for are the reason for this. If these people ever stopped to think for themselves, they’d realize how they’re being duped. But no, being a good Christian means voting Republican.

This is absolutely insane. The republicans have conveniently forgotten the very definition of a republic is to shun monarchs. Anything for a chance to shit on some brown/black people.

And people wonder why educators want to speak frankly to children about racism and American history.

Apparently (conservative Christian) religion is just a get out of civic obligations free card.

If your religion doesn’t want you to stop AIDS, it’s possible your religion may not be contributing positive moral value to your life.