My favorite bar encourages folks to taste the beer before they buy if they are uncertain.

2. Don't Ask for Samples (When the Bartender is in the weeds.)

I had the sketch of Jameis Winston being sodomized with a Heisman trophy for a few months now and a few weeks ago I decided to turn it into a painting.

I was taught that it's Krankenschwester for a female nurse and Krankenpfleger (pfleger = carer) for a male nurse.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

this is the Pilot's lede:

Sanchez is part of the advance scouting team.

I was "Mr. Irrelevant" in my HS prom draft.

Senior at a high school neighboring CDM here , and there were a couple more things going on.

This is discouraging - several anonymous teens described the gay kid as undraftable.

Grandma's Boy is intended for stoner's whom have been actually struck in the head by a stone.

And throw off its careful numbering system?

THC can stay in your system for weeks/months, as compared to opiates (which you can clean out in a matter of days). A positive test doesn't mean he was using during the combine or the days leading up to it.

"I know I'm risking a murder charge, but I just can't pass up the rental income!"

"isn't that censorship?"

It can be viewed that way, but it's also completely legal. The First Amendment protects individuals from the government, not from private companies.

First ammendment is a government thing and not a company thing. Everyone pulls it out but they don't actually understands what it means.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

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