Fabian was already in the mix as well, though he wasn’t ready to make his one-time switch until Jurgen closed the deal.

It’s very short term. Get them to Russia and through the tournament.

The dual national thing wasn’t really his idea... it was already well underway when Thomas Rongen put together “the book.” But Jurgen was good at recruiting and closing players who weren’t quite ready to commit, especially the Germans.

That’s what happens when you are seen as too closely aligned with Obama.

You’ve got a pretty short window before a January camp, so you need someone who is familiar with the US player pool. Maybe not the best choice, but the runway is pretty short.

As the President, he reports to USSF Board of Directors. He’s like any CEO and is very difficult to fire.

Because you need every single athlete in the country playing soccer to be successful?

Though he did have a magic touch at times. Sent in the right substitute who scores the big goal.

Mandatory:

Ultimately, JK was more of an idea guy than a nuts and bolts tactician. He tended to be uneven in his decision-making, inconsistent in roster choices, go back against the things he promised, unable to take the blame on himself. He also seemed to harbor grudges with players and bring in players who really weren’t able…

I’m pretty sure that pageant is going to be outlawed in favor of Miss Universe.

They will probably focus the registry on those born in certain countries (much like was done after Sept. 11th). Which means they will miss many of those born in France and Belgium (and the United States).

Cakemaker, cakemaker,

“Tomorrow belongs to me...”

White Hoses is also available on PornHub... at least that’s what I’ve heard.

Yes. It’s one thing to go on vacation, but that you need extra Secret Service and other security *constantly* at a location far away from where you have staff is another. The SS will have to add (or move) additional agents to NYC rather than leave them in DC where they have critical mass and can be more flexible.

You mean the “Alt-Right Mailing List”?

And it was a much less safe situation than the White House:

I, too, have the sperm of a teenager, and if he ever finds out, he’s gonna be pissed!

But... but... but... Trump ain’t taking his salary!!??