Keep back 500 feet.

PROFESSIONAL BLACK JACK...is not what Esfandiari plays.

You can’t be flopping the nuts at a poker table.

The couple announced the news to Us Weekly

Shelby Cobra Factory5 Kit Car

S...S...stunning? Seriously? I’m not sure you know what stunning means.

I agree 100% At least the last Ridgeline looked unique. The fwd, shallow bed, inaccessible spare tire, and looks drive me far away from this, and I’m actually in the market for a midsize truck right now. As this sits, the last generation Ridgeline is higher on my list of trucks than this.

You’ve got a flat and half a cubic yard of mulch in the back? Good luck.

You say that, but when you are hauling mulch in your brand new awesome Ridgeline and your tire blows out, have fun shoveling all that mulch out of your truck on the side of the road.

Katie Nolan? {swoons}

Katie Nolan is to Fox Sports 1 what Olivia Munn was to G4.

Every remote start on a manual car I have ever seen bypasses the ‘cluth in’ step and has a sensor to make sure it is in neutral before it attempts to start. Just park in neutral and you’re good to go.

They’d just cut holes in the floor and crawl out.

Funny, Imama seems to be the only one throwing punches after the refs get involved. I’m all for protecting your players, but you can’t throw shots at a guy who’s restrained by the ref.

Looks to me like Veleno took exception to a clean hit, and got in a little stickwork ... he doesn't want to fight goons five years older, perhaps he should just accept a clean hit and play on?

Hockey Referees are amazingly fun to listen to! (Bonus: Canadian accents)

Because this is Jalopnik ... one requirement here is hatred of American cars (in line with “because this is Gawker ... one requieremnt here is hatred of all things American”).

Typical Gawker hipsterism & critical theory.

(although to be fair, in this case when compared with the 2nd Gen TA, these were a bit of a…

Everyone gonna be called for that guy to be charged with a hate crime for beating the white guy?

Everything wrong with Torch’s pants in one picture.

You’re an idiot.