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    Jay
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    So... where are all those jackasses who constantly complain about LEOs and badmouth them? Good job officer!

    Iron Man is great, but his character and movies are completely helped and brightened by gizmos and gadgets and his whole “billionare playboy” deal. Cap is a no nonsense character, he means well, he has no other ornaments but his own character, and that´s what makes him great and this movie great for me.

    This is freaking hilarious!!!

    Well... they are valet parking dudes, trust me, if they were bright they´d be engineers or lawyers or doctors or something hehehe

    Hey Doug! The “ratchet” style hand brake is actually pretty old, hte C4 Corvette had it since its introduction in 1984, its actually pretty handy in small sports cars where space is limited. As per the warranty, yes, lawyers have a way of making even the simplest documents complicated hehehe.

    Wow... you still live in 1956... I´d try and explain why you use CC in Facebook and other sites and why its just as secure as swiping your card at your nearest supermarket but I can foresee it as a futile attempt...

    Bloody idiots!! an honest hard working truck driver and 2 innocent teens left families in pain and full lives behind cause of 2 asshats who think they´re Ayrton Senna on a public road with no driving skills whatsoever...

    So this dorky ass looking somewhat comedic can´t drive-and-puke wiener who no one outside of the UK really knew who he was probably feels threatened by LeBlanc, out car-smarted and out driven by Chris Harris, and yet BBC does what he says even though he´s gonna be this show´s biggest fail and main reason for crashing

    Sheesh... are those scrawny mofos supposed to be male supermodels for supercars?? They look more like “guys” who should be riding Vespas and not driving Bugattis hahahah!! They should make a Bugatti Lifestyle toilet paper, I´d love to see how the picture that one, probably some dude looking all pissed off sitting in

    Wow!!! you get water injection like the one I have in my car from snow performance which uses water meth and costs 650 bucks all this for 100k!!! SLAP!

    You remember the Simpsons episode where they introduce the Canyonero? As a joke I once told a dude who was a compulsive bullshitter that GM was making a new SUV called the “Canyonero” and that Ferrari was building a new model called the “Maquiavelo” and the guy not only agreed but starting telling me the specs on both

    Hehehe....Log...

    They can sell merchandise because of their heritage and fame, which comes from making great sport cars, which is very different to changing your entire reason and history just to make money.

    Good!! just like Aston Martin which also refuses to buy profit making wannabe cars.

    One day, this idiot´s gonna meet someone who will immediately draw and shoot when he sees a gun, it will be legitimate defense and he will be dead...

    Everyday I become more and more convinced that lawyers are becoming dumber by the minute. IF one of their employees is actually breaching a ND agreement, the issue shall be investigated internally and pursued directly against the person. Jalopnik has nothing to do with it, even if you guys published a story about

    that... is... hilarious!!! hahahahaha!!!

    It should have a “NFG” (No Fucks Given) button instead of the track mode, cause driving that thing full power and no nannies is a classic example of “no fucks were given that day”.

    Here´s my beast to cruise around with the ladies