Well... they are valet parking dudes, trust me, if they were bright they´d be engineers or lawyers or doctors or something hehehe

Hey Doug! The “ratchet” style hand brake is actually pretty old, hte C4 Corvette had it since its introduction in 1984, its actually pretty handy in small sports cars where space is limited. As per the warranty, yes, lawyers have a way of making even the simplest documents complicated hehehe.

Bloody idiots!! an honest hard working truck driver and 2 innocent teens left families in pain and full lives behind cause of 2 asshats who think they´re Ayrton Senna on a public road with no driving skills whatsoever...

So this dorky ass looking somewhat comedic can´t drive-and-puke wiener who no one outside of the UK really knew who he was probably feels threatened by LeBlanc, out car-smarted and out driven by Chris Harris, and yet BBC does what he says even though he´s gonna be this show´s biggest fail and main reason for crashing…

Sheesh... are those scrawny mofos supposed to be male supermodels for supercars?? They look more like “guys” who should be riding Vespas and not driving Bugattis hahahah!! They should make a Bugatti Lifestyle toilet paper, I´d love to see how the picture that one, probably some dude looking all pissed off sitting in…

Wow!!! you get water injection like the one I have in my car from snow performance which uses water meth and costs 650 bucks all this for 100k!!! SLAP!

You remember the Simpsons episode where they introduce the Canyonero? As a joke I once told a dude who was a compulsive bullshitter that GM was making a new SUV called the “Canyonero” and that Ferrari was building a new model called the “Maquiavelo” and the guy not only agreed but starting telling me the specs on both…

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Hehehe....Log...

They can sell merchandise because of their heritage and fame, which comes from making great sport cars, which is very different to changing your entire reason and history just to make money.

Good!! just like Aston Martin which also refuses to buy profit making wannabe cars.

One day, this idiot´s gonna meet someone who will immediately draw and shoot when he sees a gun, it will be legitimate defense and he will be dead...

Everyday I become more and more convinced that lawyers are becoming dumber by the minute. IF one of their employees is actually breaching a ND agreement, the issue shall be investigated internally and pursued directly against the person. Jalopnik has nothing to do with it, even if you guys published a story about…

that... is... hilarious!!! hahahahaha!!!

It should have a “NFG” (No Fucks Given) button instead of the track mode, cause driving that thing full power and no nannies is a classic example of “no fucks were given that day”.

Here´s my beast to cruise around with the ladies

Harris is great in Drive but come one, the biggest appeal of the old Top Gear was 3 old dudes who were hilarious, cranky and completely blunt. Political correctness is sending this world down the shitter and it will do the same to our beloved show. BBC is so reluctant to let go of their cash cow and so in denial it's…

They had ONE job!! ONE JOB!! un fucking believable! and those assholes who told him “serves him right” and stuff like that, what gives you fuckers?? its a simple freaking oil change, they´re supposed to be a fluid change business, and if they didn´t know, then just tell him you can´t perform the change on the car.

Well... everything´s going turbo now, but of course if you meassure a car under turbo lag it will be more “economical” and “green”... but once boost kicks in you´ll burn fuel and have the same effects.

True story. As you mention, you have 2 kinds of drivers nowadays (when it comes to performance cars), the possers who just cruise along with their cars cause they want to be seen and the ones who truly appreciate them, drive them and squeeze them. Unfortunately, most are possers, and us real drivers, don´t have the…