Admitting to being Roger Clemens sounds like a good way to get yourself tased.

And of course changes its screen name as soon as it’s called out.

It’s back, this time impersonating lunchcoma, but captialised. Username: “lunchchoma.”

What is it about Russell Wilson that makes people so goddamn dumb, even apart from Benoit? Benoit is taking a dump all over a tremendously exciting, talented, accomplished player for no good reason. He leads his team in rushing for crissakes!

He’s playing the victim to be a martyr. I’m not certain he’s that smart, but it’s a tactic that keeps him in the news and “relevant”. He’s probably vying for a job at Fox news or Brietbart.

Today we no longer recognize the universal truth: that God is the author of our life and liberty.

Perhaps she feels there is still some good in him and he can be brought back to the light. I fear she is mistaken.

THIS guy called OTHER people fucktards? Okaaaay.

That’s funny. My parents are unabashed Trump supporters.

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

You answered your 1st question with your 2nd. Dude is a bag of farts.

I’ve been wondering about this too, not from a “how to forgive the men” perspective, more like a “how men should now behave to make it stop” perspective. Public admission, tell other men not to be like this, and then...?Def him retweeting accolades kinda ruins it for me.

With “MeToo” somewhere in the title.

CBC hired Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein?

You’d be amazed how good and common fake bills are these days. I’d guess I’ve accepted $1000 in the last 2 years alone. Twenties mostly. And they are GOOD. I’d say more than half it was the bank picking up on it and not me, so I can’t really blame the staff either. Here’s a tip, if you somehow end up with a fake,…

Presumably the whole counterfeit bill thing made it stand out. 

Luckily store security doggedly pursued him

He used a fake bill?

i’ve been obsessed with her and Poor Man’s Matt Damon since Fargo. i love this. give me twins. GIVE THEM TO ME.

Not at Dr. Acula, Health Secretary and probably a vampire?