“He’s fine.” — New Orleans Saints concussion protocol staff

Billy Bush reminds me of every dude that ever tried too hard to fit in and be “cool.”

Ooooh, I appear to be back in the grays! Got the message, Jez: never criticize you guys, never.

Stop using deodorant too. That should definitely stop the rapes!

And Zorro... who said it first

Done being attractive, done using make up, done brushing my hair, done brushing my teeth, is that how it works now??

“You can do that? Well, this is a game changer.”

As a former die-hard NFL fan, I agree. I routinely tune in for 2 or 3 quarters of my teams game, but if literally anything else comes up I’ll go do that instead.

I can’t find video of it but if you owned Smash Brothers for the n64, selected computer control for four jigglypuffs at the lowest ability setting, you ended up with a match in which it is plausible that our president is at the controls.... Jigglypuffs walking off platforms, not knowing how to get on the platform and…

and in a putrid AFC that record currently has them in a wild card spot

Stat of the night: Joe Flacco has never had a 4-game stretch since their (looking more fluky all the time) 2012 Super Bowl run in which he had a QBR of 100+. He’s never even gone 4 games since then without an INT!

‘Stabbed, that’s a football connection.’

Speaking of bad people going down, CBS has finally cancelled Piven:

I’m fine with bad people going down and I think that the celebrity culture we have been building was very unhealthy to begin with. Bring it on! I’m down with idealisation meeting reality. The more people understand that we are all mere humans, regardless of profession, the more likely it is that we will all learn and…

This thread is so ridiculously pedantic and I love everything about it.

Darker than the winter solstice, not a month away, now. A confused and fairly reticent +1

Everyone knows Cersei’s famous words: “Hodor”

He was stripped of the second b when he rebelled.

/me wolfish grin