Who needs to work that hard?

Michael Bay’s Titanic made a much more explosive impact than Cameron’s.

See, the key is throwing 6 TDs in a meaningless game, not 5 INTs.

*shrug* It made for a more believable break-up than Rose and Jack,IMO.

He has Presidential aspirations....

Sean, when the British Royal Family is officially more comfortable with a black person entering than you are with a black QB, it’s time for some soul searching, brother

Oh god, please let him send Peterman into the fire again and make him start against the goddamn Patroits. WE NEED THIS.

I laughed

If Jack had survived, Rose wouldn’t have gotten to learn how to ride horses, or have lots of babies, or anything else he wanted her to do...because they would have been too busy having lots of twisty-wristed car sex.

Hahaha.

“I think it’s all kind of silly, really, that we’re having this discussion 20 years later.”

This’ll never happen, but I’d love it if Tiffany got one. Sure it’s easy to write off that entire family, but it’s a deeper wound to invite the one daughter Trump doesn’t care for. That’d really get the temper tantrum going.

Can’t agree with the first part of your comment, fam. The media wants to portray these young athletes as selfish millionaires, and when one says “I just want to do my job”, we say shut up, cuz you getting paid? That’s not quite right, IMO.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

Plus Donald Trump publicly perved on not one but two women in that family. No, he doesn’t merit an invite, but I see Ivanka and Jared being thirsty for one.

GOOD. As I said on another post. This is lovely and nice and we all NEED THIS.

You don’t know who Keifer Sutherland is??

No mention of the Prince Harry and Megan Markle engagement? That must be getting a separate post. Surely the sixth in line to the throne marrying a biracial divorcee deserves a mention? I’m actually excited about this and I think the royals are useless.

I mean...lady, you had 6 kids yourself.