There’s grapes in my wine and potatoes in my vodka. Not sure if that’s how alcohol works but it counts for me!

I can’t form an opinion until Hamilton Nolan weighs in on this.

Sparklers, lots and lots of sparklers.

Taiwan is not a country and nobody can recognise it as such.

wearing the freaking flag of Taiwan as a cape during a concert in Taipei. She probably thought she was being fun and respectful of Taiwan

“Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team. South Carolina is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!”

I love that you referred to her as Ally McBeal.

Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk

Hopefully everyone’s taxes will go down because that’s what he ran on and some of these plans are different than that.

Starred for the comment/username synergy.

French people, make sure to keep your alcohol close.

She’s actually only 400 miles behind the Proclaimers.

thought about how dull they all suddenly were.

Just gotta get another party going.

I’ve never never been able to look at Tom Hanks the same way because of that movie.

• Dermot Mulroney described The Christmas Train by saying, “It’s a great story, couldn’t be simpler: Christmas. Train.”

Dammit, should have wrote down my Kinja burner key.

If it’s any consolation (I don’t know your age) my parents were both in their late 40's when they had me and I turned out fine. I was in gifted class, was 3rd in high school graduating class, and finished with a 3.7 GPA in college. There might be an “optimal babymaking age” but some find love later and are still able…

ah yes, can’t let viewers know that these unpaid athletes suffer injuries

The answer is obvious.