I love that you referred to her as Ally McBeal.

Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk

Hopefully everyone’s taxes will go down because that’s what he ran on and some of these plans are different than that.

Starred for the comment/username synergy.

French people, make sure to keep your alcohol close.

She’s actually only 400 miles behind the Proclaimers.

thought about how dull they all suddenly were.

Just gotta get another party going.

I’ve never never been able to look at Tom Hanks the same way because of that movie.

• Dermot Mulroney described The Christmas Train by saying, “It’s a great story, couldn’t be simpler: Christmas. Train.”

Dammit, should have wrote down my Kinja burner key.

If it’s any consolation (I don’t know your age) my parents were both in their late 40's when they had me and I turned out fine. I was in gifted class, was 3rd in high school graduating class, and finished with a 3.7 GPA in college. There might be an “optimal babymaking age” but some find love later and are still able…

ah yes, can’t let viewers know that these unpaid athletes suffer injuries

The answer is obvious.

Megyn Kelly returned with the story of Rob Jones, the vet with two prosthetic legs

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

This is absolutely disgusting.

Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive

“the glasses broke [themselves]” an act of magic which, who knows, could probably stand up in court.

The whole “Democrats are hypocrites” thing is so stupid. We spoke out against Trump, and are now also speaking out against the Hollywood abusers. Meanwhile, they are speaking out against the Hollywood abusers but not against the abusers in their own party, yet we are the hypocrites. It makes no goddamn sense.