• Dermot Mulroney described The Christmas Train by saying, “It’s a great story, couldn’t be simpler: Christmas. Train.”

Dammit, should have wrote down my Kinja burner key.

If it’s any consolation (I don’t know your age) my parents were both in their late 40's when they had me and I turned out fine. I was in gifted class, was 3rd in high school graduating class, and finished with a 3.7 GPA in college. There might be an “optimal babymaking age” but some find love later and are still able…

ah yes, can’t let viewers know that these unpaid athletes suffer injuries

The answer is obvious.

Megyn Kelly returned with the story of Rob Jones, the vet with two prosthetic legs

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

This is absolutely disgusting.

Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive

“the glasses broke [themselves]” an act of magic which, who knows, could probably stand up in court.

The whole “Democrats are hypocrites” thing is so stupid. We spoke out against Trump, and are now also speaking out against the Hollywood abusers. Meanwhile, they are speaking out against the Hollywood abusers but not against the abusers in their own party, yet we are the hypocrites. It makes no goddamn sense.

Whitney, I went down a rabbit hole and I found this:

Rise Against - Hero of War

Well at least he’s standing at attention.

most people write what they know

That news makes this interview from a few weeks ago much more disturbing:

apparently decided to spare Fredette the ass-whupping his actions so thoroughly courted

Seriously, fuck off.

becomes a drug dealer than if he became a college basketball coach.

I always get uncomfortable when late night hosts address sexual abuse stories and then end with a joke. You don’t see that nearly as much as when they are talking about a mass shooting or some other horrific act. It seems like when they decide to throw a joke in that they are diminishing the seriousness of these…