define driven; 10 feet? or legally on US roads.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Are you trolling me?

Why didn’t the Lions use one of their challenges on a 4 yard reception that brought up 2nd and 6 a minute into the game? Is this a serious question? Are you really that baffled by this?

Grandpa, is that you?

Let’s give some credit to the Minnesota athletic department here. They suspended the alleged perpetrators immediately, publicly released the report of the allegations, and met with the rest of the team within 24 hours. Compare as opposed to the usual bullshit say nothing and hope the problem goes away because there…

“WE WON’T PLAY BECAUSE THESE SUSPENSIONS ARE BULLSHIT!”
“Actually, here’s the evidence...”
“So they did what now? ...Ok, what time do we show up? Don’t tell my parents, k?

Well charges were never filed. End of story there right. Must be nothing at all to see. Lord knows upstanding police departments the world over have never neglected to do their job before when it came to student athletes and sexual assault. Phew, glad we can all Move on now 

I guess you could say the new CBA is a kick to the balls to your average journeyman, eh?

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

Wait, wait, wait. The New Day are now the longest reigning Tag Team in WWE history. For about half of their run, they were heels that worked to get cheap heat from the crowds until they started their babyface run about a year ago. That doesn’t seem like they aren’t taken seriously. A comedy tag-team is something like…

That article left out the best part:

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

That adjustment that you describe Brady and Hogan making is one of the things that a guy like Ochocinco, much as I liked him personally, could simply not get with the Pats after so many excellent years with Cincy. Chad was a very good WR at the end of the line, but he wasn’t physically done; he simply never fully…

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

If you’re 20 years of age and dating someone and you find yourself in a yelling argument with them, the relationship is over. Walk away and delete them from your contacts. Like that minute.
You’re fucking 20. Find someone else.
Certainly don’t hit them or throw them down some fucking stairs (????).
No kids and not living…

Relevant. For multiple reasons.