I thought the 2018 Subaru Crosstrek was almost the ultimate SUV?!

The saltiest of salt...

Not a single comment about the watermark? I am disappoint.

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I do. I have standing desks at work and home. AMA I guess?

You know, they never actually showed a dead Mako Mori....

Do you want to keep the Ford version of the 911 alive? Because this is how you keep the Ford version of the 911 alive.

Hmm. If it’s focused on survivability, it may turn into an ideal gunrunner, if it has some cargo capacity. Interesting what else can be done with a ship like this.

How can I teach them to hold a pencil when I can’t even do it correctly myself?

Yellow, Tom. My next car will be yellow.

Nor am I going to deny it struggles to keep you entertained beyond your first viewing

Fuck you, I’m not a good damned idiot headline is fuck you.

“not”? What is this, 1998?

Entirely misleading title is misleading.

I am now sad.

Well....crap.

Become taller, I guess?

The Fiat 500. Look, I know what you’re thinking: “But all teh reviews! The REVIEWS!” I don’t care. I read them. Meh. I mean, look at it? It’s ridiculous in every way. It’s tiny, it’s skinny, it has a short wheel base, and all of 1.4 mighty liters. I’m pretty sure I’ve had lawnmowers with more power. And more…

I need to start an auto consulting business. I do everything you do! WEll, except I only do it for people I know and like. And for free. And I do it for people I don’t like, but I force them to buy soul crushing vehicles so I can watch their souls erode...

That is quite impressive, for sure.