Really?! That’s quite cool. Ok, so you would need to twirl the spoon to rotate at the same speed that it moves around the glass, always keeping the pushing face forward? Is that why fancy bar spoons have twists on the handle?

I like both cold brew, and cold coffee. I also make hot coffee with my cold brew. And I’ve made nitrogen infused cold brew coffee. I’m a coffee magician.

I’ll be honest, I did not know there was a way to not stir a cocktail. I mean, add ingredients, add ice, stir, right? But no?

I like my mixing glass, because it’s attractive, but admittedly not necessary. It also wasn’t $70, so there’s that.

Luxardo Cherries are not candy, they are heaven. Heaven in my mouth.

I bought the game for the steam summer sale, and restarted my game with this patch. There were too many different things. My first planet turned out to be a literal gold mine, and I just dumped my entire stash on a sweet ship. Now I’m close to broke again, but I have all the slots. ALL OF THEM!

Ok, so I’m here to support this. Yes, I have an Abarth, yes it has a lowly 160/170 HP/TQ, but it’s fun. I have run a couple of piggybacks and tunes on it, and I always take it back to stock. Yeah, the tunes give it more power, but it loses some of it’s personality. I haven’t tried the newer flash tunes, but I’m…

That would be pretty awesome, though.

Great, something else I can suck at...

It’s possible that it IS the all electric version, with a speaker system to feed engine noises OUTSIDE the car. Your move, BMW.

You know, I got it in the summer sale at $24, and it’s been 100% worth it. I love the challenge, and the pace of the game. It’s slow enough to be completely free of stress, but interesting. I admit to waiting for a sale, and the first couple updates, but I’m excited for this update.

Those legs appear to go all the way up....

Spike, what are you doing, man? Commenting in a Jezebel article? What were you thinking!?

How many you got?

So what you’re saying is, to stay profitable, the car makers have to sell new used cars......

First of all, a cliche is an independent designation of whether it’s a joke or not. Cliches can, in fact, be jokes. Just like jokes, can in fact, be cliche.

I feel, for the second time, that you have missed the joke.

If it’s any consolation, I sincerely hope that you manage to develop a sense of humor before having kids.

Oh no, you’ll scowl down at them. If for no other reason than the lack of variety, if not their questionable choices.

Wait, wait wait.....they have tools that will rust? Amateurs...