Yeah, major issues with that here, too.

Win. Stars. Beer.

Travis, this is completely unrelated, but I can't seem to reply to anything that isn't already a kinja comment, and I have no idea why. Also, I want some advice on which WRX to buy, so there's that.

The problem with your scenario is that as soon as he says "It always smells in the bathroom." the bathroom proceeds to explode. Then where will you be when you need to pee. I mean, need to pee next, since the resulting explosion in the bathroom caused an equally violent explosion in your pants. See how this could…

I admit to laughing at this response with no shame.

"we await the coming of the great Zee-eph, the infinite-geared one"

Is there a link where I can send my resume in? Just sayin....

Right? I totally had a moment here at work this morning. My welds only look that nice after I've ground them down, then roughed them up to fake a pretty weld. Just damn...

No way! He's several inches taller than vin diesel in the other movies. that's clearly a photoshop.

"every other civilized nation in the world

Where in Ohio?

2015 - 1985 = 30

I will continue to put delicious frothy milk in my delicious espresso, and you can't stop me!

It's all good. Bro fist!

I...I was actually being serious. I love hats. Like, actual hats, that one wears upon ones head.

Can I come, too? I love hats and maple syrup!

Why does that yellow one look like a late model GTO....???

I thought it was really good, actually.

I think they tried too hard to make it look like a Mazda6, personally.

Corvette Z06. Costs $60k+, doesn't even come with runflats. #boycottawesome !!!!