"* This is the equivalent of shooting a bullet from the Empire State Building in New York to the Eiffel Tower in Paris and hitting the antenna right on its tip."

I challenge you with the yocto-sim card! There it is, right there ->.

I know it's Jalopnik, so I know you're totally going to hate on this, but seriously, come on. C5 Z06 is the fastest and most capable car you can get for under $20G. No competition.

Anyone else not going to watch any of them until all 3 are out?

Snarky remarks aside, the existence of those badges is exactly the reason you, Jesus Diaz, can come on a technology blog site (or so we thought) and question it. Ultimately, it's a freedom of speech issue. You haven't been drug away to a cell somewhere. so we assume that amendment is still in effect.

Hah! I see what you did there!

No one said if I can play Portal 2 on it, though...

Always strange to me how much Jalop always seems to hate on the Vette...

I heard someone asking for a bucket of awesome.

First thought: they should be wearing helmets.

And all I can think is "You shall not pass!"

Hah! Oh, very nice, Matt. Well played, indeed. Thank you!

They seem to say it's new, with a new connector, which sadly means I probably can't drop the 512 GB goodness into my '11 Air. Sad face.

How the %$#@ did you get %$#@ing Alex Lloyd to write a column! Jalop's cred just went up a few notches!

Spike didn't die! I won't accept that!

Hah! Well said!

No, obviously, you did not. I am not hurt, or upset, or insulted by your "painting". Obviously Corvette's and their owners hit a nerve for you. That is not a reason to justify that 100% of Corvette owners are assholes. If you had specified that the owners you had met were such, then I would merely tell you that…

You did not hurt my "widdle feelings" as you put it. But I've known many Corvette owners, and very few of them are "assholes" as you put it. Most, however, are extremely upstanding and fine people who respect the laws and safety of other people.

Once again, no it's not.

No, you have to be an asshole to make a broad sweeping comment like that.