@Maymar: Nay, sir! I say nay! For compact cars have no added lightness, they have only reduced size and, primarily cost. Thus reducing cost reduced capability, and as such I offer up to you that compact cars are garbage!

@spyderr0de0: When the zombies come, you are my first pick as a partner!

@spyderr0de0: What is a "raised F-150" and how do I kill it?

What is a "compact car enthusiast" and how do I kill it?

I have such hopes. Such high, high hopes...

@dculberson: Your logic is sound, but I still want to forget the GT-R ever existed...

@ThatDamnDrunk: Yeah, well, you hate babies, too!

GT-R.

Do want, with extra epic sauce.

Mazda, you toy with my emotions on so many levels, and I love you dearly for it...

What the hell is up with #9? "Gulf" cabrio? Try Golf?

Fffffffuuuuuuuu.....

A Corvette. I've had two already, and I will own a Corvette until they have to bury me in it.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

About 10 minutes in I'd just be saying "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU———"

@Trent Stöke and the Brunellian Nutsacks: It just makes me wonder what it's more hurricanerer than...

@BradMW: And then where the F is the Caparo T1!?

@uzter54: But are you trash? I mean, you emphasized the white part, and admitted to that. So, uh, need to talk a bit buddy?

Honda Civic. Sadly. Seriously, drive around here in the south some.

I disagree, categorically and emphatically, with the 458 being on this list. The mustache is not only 100% Italian, but it's freaking science!!! And we know that science is cool.