Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Ermagerrrrd, my world-view is shattered! *Faints*

STAGING SCENES? What is this witchcraft? Almost as though it's being filmed for a show!

You mean reality shows aren't real?!

"Yes, please, let's not forget the poor men, who make up a whopping 15% of the domestic violence victims (nonsarcastic saide: this includes situations in which the violence is mutual, or the woman used violence in response to violence), who are far less likely to be hurt by domestic violence given the differences in…