My office got hit with one of these attacks about a year ago. Fortunately we back up all of our systems every 8 hours, so we just rolled everything back to the last backup, which was about 2 hours before the extorting began, and the Russian mafia was not buying any more track pants in which to squat on that day.

I didn’t know jitter stick was a problem.

Well, you said it. “Recent” history. Before that, they were hitting Intel pretty hard with chips that were overall faster, at a lesser cost. I still have my old PC running an AMD Phenom II X6 1090t, set up and running many current games at 1080p. I bought that CPU for about $300 about 6 or 7 years ago. Those were the…

The flaw is that the statement is so perfect that you must hate the statement for you are not the statement.

Fair enough. This is the same reason I hate Kit Kats, cause I ain’t a delicious Kit Kat.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

I bought a copy in ‘98/99. I was 14, and the Saturn was already dead in the water. No place was really stocking much software. The game was impossible to find.

I actually looked it up and was shocked to see it had appreciated so much.

Fuck, I saw the headline and read ‘10 cool players basses’.

Oh. I thought it was because it’s lonely up there.

Correction, A console gamer for the win. An outlier is not proof of a trend.

Worst. io9. post. evar.

I hope they keep the pause glitch. It was super cheap, but the only way that younger me could beat any of the bosses.

Clearly enough people play with english voices that an article was written about it, and a number of people are commenting about how much they loved the english VA cast.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Just gonna go ahead and leave the song that introduced me to this group. RIP ;-;

They will get there somehow

A sea lion is basically a furry mermaid. Who wouldn’t fap to that?

No no see people can Fap to that. People complaining about Bri are really complaining about a lack of fappage.

Okay. I just have to get this off my chest. It's a slightly off topic rant.