Damnit, good thing I went through all the replies or else I would have just copied your comment. But oh well, I will do it anyway. This Bradley character needs to know how terrible he is.

Feel free to get off of your ass and do something about it.

U nd ur brahs don’t go out for ‘chos and ‘za?

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

Uhh, has anyone bothered to watch the match? This is a joke exhibition match. He doesn’t throw a punch thru 2 rounds, then I quit watching. Dokes is simply feigning punches and pulling back early into the second.

Most people don’t give a shit about the Cardinals

he should shut up and just be thankful he’s not getting called for the 3x he’s fouling lebron on every possession

So wait, based on that assessment, Draymond Green is also a YMCA hack as he twice tried to pop Adams’ balls and once tried to separate Adams’ shoulder.

Deservedly so. Kanye West and douchebaggery go hand in hand.

Yeah I covered this. Those people are suckers. Please try to follow along.

I was kind of half-heartedly rooting for the Warriors, mostly because I’m a Pistons fan and anything that knocks the Bulls down a peg is okay by me.

Are you guys serious with these full page ads that make me wait 5 seconds before getting to the homepage? Fuck off with this garbage.

Um, that’s the point. Deadspin has been deafeningly silent about the Syndergaard ejection, because the conclusion doesn’t fit their narrative.

Ahhh, Deadspin is just going to ignore the fact that Noah Syndergaard forfeited the game last night, because of the “unwritten rules” Deadspin loves to mock.

You’re really gonna do this all season? Really?

Even the ref was shaking his head at Pepe’s antics. He really doesn’t have any shame or character.

You’re a dumby. Lebron.

Woah, buddy. Think you’re getting a little ahead of yourself. Best shooter in the game right now? No doubt. Of all-time? Hard to argue against it at this point. As for the rest of his skillset, average athleticism, average defender, can hurt you on the drive but more so to create space for a jumper than to finish…

Let me check-nope I didn't ask why he's as popular a media subject as he is. I just said I was sick of fucking hearing about him. As much as people love to hang off of his nuts, they'll never be the 96 Bulls

This is hilarious and I agree. Fuck Steph Curry. I'm tired of not being able to walk 5 goddamn feet without hearing about him.