off topic:

Move aside bluetooth douches here cometh google glass douches

Husband: HONEY! Pack your bags! We're going to hawaii for the weekend!

The sad part is I wished it was for real.

LMFAO this reminds me of this

foxnews facepalm

I find it hard to sit straight without fapping while watching this video.

I know, I have it. I need the pwetty one!!

That looks fucking gorgeous.

Oh Skrillex you so funny.

and they even have fucking cats too!

I remember writing basic programs depicting shapes in C for college :/

I fucking LOLed!

Commandos anyone?

This is how she's supposed to look like

don't be crazy!

scarlett johanson? that guy is fucking blind as a bat.

BITCH PLEASE, YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN TO INDIA.

Protip: In Chrome, Right click image, select Inspect Element, find the image in HTML on left or CSS on right. If you still can't find it, Click Resources Tab, the image should be in the folder above databases.

TIL Will ferrel neither wipes nor washes!