When we say Pac-12 refs are the WORST in the nation, this is what we mean.

A Schiano Man spikes the ball on 4th, SO HE CAN FORCE A FUCKING FUMBLE ON THE VICTORY KNEEL!

Luck probably overreacted due to the fact that he had his son in his Week 2 DraftKings lineup.

I think for your dick joke Jambaroos you should retire Emmit Smith’s portion and replace it with a gobledygook inspirational nonsense quote from Ray Lewis.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Quick related anecdote:

I saw DeSean Jackson ride one of these today from the door of the hotel in Richmond, VA to the training camp shuttle. Total distance of 30 feet.

I think this is a very accurate algorithm. I got 7 games for killing a famous African lion, but 8 games for drugging and raping a bunch of women. That accurately reflects Roger’s commitment to the domestic violence space.

Haha. Can’t believe they got London confused with Dorne. Idiots.

Wow, Urban Meyer is one selfish son of a bitch. As an employee for the State of Ohio you would think that he would act in the best interest of the state. Yet, he still sits, all cozy in Columbus, refusing to lend one of his three stud QBs to the Browns.

Notre Dame mismanaged the shit out of the last two minutes of that game.

The one fucking day that I am a Notre Dame fan and this is what I get.

They still haven't made anything as good as the 160GB iPod.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

In high school, I worked at Discovery Zone, which was a lame version of Chuck E. Cheese, but we pretended it was like more educational or something. And more athletic. And had a lot more neon.

Don't mistake me for UM fan, because I hate those arrogant knobs and their Wal-Mart following... but let's not act like Harbaugh didn't have plenty of opportunity in the NFL.

So the other Big Ten coaches have voting power over a 50k bonus for the Khaki man?

Church of Latter Game Fights

...and will take away Prescott's ability to play football...