“Pablo Picasso” by The Modern Lovers

Had to scroll too far to get Bitchin’ Camaro....

Black Sunshine by White Zombie

Bitchin’ Camaro by The Dead Milkmen

If they did Tesla would be out of business, and that would be a good thing. Screw Elon.

Galaxie 500 by the Reverend Horton Heat

Original version of Hot Rod Lincoln

Hot rod Lincoln!

Tesla is at the top of my list. My biggest issue is with the asshole pulling the strings and making ridiculous decisions that as an engineer, leave me scratching my head. For example, why would you put those stupid “Falcon Doors” on the rear of what is essentially an expensive family CUV? It seems they were trying to…

A proposal: We collectively refer to those Jeep grills as “crybaby” grills.
You ever seen a toddler so angry that they just scream and wail like a fire truck? That’s what I see when I see that face.

I bought a egg salad sandwich from a vending machine in the bathroom of gas station. Shortly after, with working with a alcoholic coworker of mine on the plasma fusion boiler, it exploded and impaled me with a piece of metal. Strangely, my body was able to repair itself immediately. Apparently the egg salad was the…

Yeah I’ve found a few times right around major life events that I’ll buy the “toy” that I previously wanted due to more income or a special deal, and then not have the time / desire to use it anymore after the life event.

Novel idea:
Instead of going out and blowing $25k before you’re established in a job and have a known steady income, just keep what you have for a year or so so you get a better grasp on life and what you’ll actually need.

How to choose eggs:

Nissan. Built out of the cheapest grade steel available and engineered like shit. Mom mom had an 06 Murano, that thing went through 2 exhausts by the time it was sold in 2017. There was a decent bit of the frame rusted out too. My buddy has an 09 Sentra, that thing has also gone through 2 exhausts. My dad has a 10…

Volkswagen. Never again.

Tesla. Too much focus on ADAS-forward design, giant tablets, unnecessarily simple physical controls and interior design, and I don’t want to be associated with Tesla-Stans. When they first came out with the original Tesla Roadster I had a lot of hope that their designs would be Driver-focused. Damn was I disappointed…

Mitsubishi.

GMT400's holding up well too.