I’d love to see a Criterion release of Choose Me. The DVD is so washed out, and this film deserves better. It was my first Alan Rudolph film (I saw it in general release) and it’s still my favorite by a mile.

Hmmm?,Not my experience in the slightest and I am not a baited laughter kinda person in the slightest but I have a massive RESPECT for performance artist of ANY type. These two rapidly fire torpedo style raunch’core none stop through their sets. While being enveloped in a delightful flurry of vulgarity. All the while…

I skim off watever rises to the top when it’s chilling in the pitcher overnight.

Just be careful, because that meat is infused with onion. That shouldn’t be a problem in smaller quantities that are spread out, but too much at once could be unhealthy.

For me, this is where the Instant Pot comes into its own. I hate the cooking smells from any type of wet-method chicken prep. You still get a bit of the smell while it gets up to pressure, but it’s nothing like that humid chicken funk with traditional methods, plus the end result is so rich with collagen (especially…

Trick question: the answer is Kinky Friedman.

SPLOOOSH

There’s no wrong way to hate Fallon.

I found the Narnia allegories to start off light enough that, yeah, they’re there, but you can ignore them easily enough....until the last few books, which sure felt like auditions for missing chapters of the Bible.

Pretty sure Tesla will know how to add another 11 kwh in the next 4 years.

You’d think that these people would already know how to get in contact with their cousins and wouldn’t need a service for that.

I just want to say that I was incredulous when Guest Judge said he had cooked at 18,000 feet and after a lot of googling (because my closed captions called the place he worked Kosha Val; it is Courchevel) I figured out that he worked at 6,000 feet. HE WAS SO OFF. THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN THE ALPS IS 15,776 FEET.

Oh, ethos my ass. If you’re going to pull a cheap bullshit stunt like that, at least cover the damn thing’s head up. At least TRY to make it not so blatantly obvious that it’s a chunk of plastic that you’re trying to pass off as a living human baby in the movie you’re going to pimp out for Oscars in a few months.

could he not have had it done very small on his ankle or somewhere not as noticeable?

I seriously thought it would be small, like the size of it being handwritten, but MAN is it big.

Looking at the two of them next to each other in the top image, it’s hard to believe Leonardo DiCaprio was ever considered attractive.

I can’t star this enough. A “tendency to run away from his home” seems to indicate this is not a one time issue and that this woman is a f*cking irresponsible guardian.

go find their facebook “Feline Friends Chicago”. they have a long post about this, and the owner has been intentionally letting the cat out, cats been getting in fights with other cats, eating rats, attacked by raccoons, and not the first time the cats been lost.

Maybe Rae Bees isn’t the best assumed name for someone who wants to own animals.

I love this guy so much that I bought Blade Runner 2049 on Blu Ray without having seen it simply because he directed it.