By the time she gets out, fast food will have gone the way of the robots anyway.

More appeals to emotion...

We want equality! Bring that percentage down! #EqualityInGunDeaths!

In this article: I don’t really know what Trump is thinking but I don’t like him, so I’m going to type a bunch of bullshit that makes him look bad and me feel good.

Yeah yeah, I know what I saw last World Cup.

#1 team in the world, you say? #2, I say.

I’m not being paid by the NRA yet I also support the Second Amendment. Would you dare argue that blood is on my hands too?

I’m seeing a president defending Islam under the guise of seeking the middle road. “Radical Islam” is not a political talking point, it’s a fact. Our enemy are those who are compelled to violence by a literal interpretation of their religious text.

I’m calling it: it’ll be a landslide victory for Trump. See you in November!

Happy Birthday, President Trump.

He flatly said he didn’t want congratulations. I personally don’t see anything specific Obama has done besides not denouncing radical Islam enough or straight-out saying that it’s our new enemy. Finally, I don’t see anything wrong with a temporary ban on Muslims coming into our country. It wouldn’t have prevented this…

I’ll step up by positing this. What could Trump have said instead that would have gained your support?

For this story, gun control is a red herring. You choose access to guns as the culprit rather than the radical Islamic views that compelled him to kill gay people in the first place. You can support the LGBT community or you can support Islam, but the two are incompatible outside any country without westernized values.

Make way for the King!

The -isms are strong with this one.

“This is a big step.”

“...in a press conference held deep within his own butthole.”

A man doesn’t enjoy working with a woman, and the obvious conclusion is that she must have turned down his advances?

You got it, it must be Misogyny™.