Obviously the real things to be outraged about here are Pens fans and Crosby

Over his head? Part of you needs glasses.

Columbus resident and Jackets fan here, one game is reasonable in as much that the second shot was really the message, yeah? Anyway, fuck Crosby and all that. I hope he gets herpes in his eyes.

As a Pens fan, I’m fine with one game for something that blatant. Truthfully I’m surprised the NHL punished him at all.

Pens fan here. This is the correct and appropriate punishment.

Nice job by the commissioner matching the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the conference (by a wide margin) in the first round.

This is still my favorite backstage moment.

I’m sorry but him getting smashed over and over again while wearing a damn chest protector just kinda kills the kayfabe.
I’m pretty sure by now he can afford the same operation as his cousin Dwayne and drop that silly outfit.
Weirdly enough the selling of that ambulance truck was more believeable than getting hit by…

who writes this shit?

I hope this new “beaten like a United passenger” becomes a thing.

Meanwhile, Nia Jax tried to legit kill Charlotte *twice* tonight. Two ugly botches — one where she dropped Charlotte on the top of her head. Nia is a borderline menace.

So, I guess we’re really doing this.

Yeah, I know it’s scripted. And fake.

Move over Chuck Taylor, step aside Colt Cabana... Braun Strowman is now the greatest comedy wrestler around.

THIS is a happy medium between Deadspin and Kotaku.

I was hoping that they would load Roman in a helicopter and as it was taking off Braun would grab the landing skid, yank it down and keep beating on him.

In other words WWE is still wrongheadedly trying to make Roman a babyface

Haters gonna say its fake.

The only time I haven’t cringed at “You deserve it” chants.

He then went to twitter to brag about it.