Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Don’t watch the NFL if you can’t stomach graphic violence.

Apple has now blocked the word “huge.”

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

You could have put SPOILER ALERT! I was going to watch that movie later tonight and the whole “Will they or won’t they get together?” question has now been obviously answered.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

I dunno, they replaced Harbaugh with a Chili’s day shift manager (as a U-M fan fucking thank you), so I wouldn’t put anything past them at this point. But yeah, that would have been approaching Schefter-level tone deafness.

Please tell me that’s a generic #49 Niners jersey and not actually a Bruce Miller one. Because holy shit.

This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

You’ll be happy (I hope) to hear that many of us professors are trying in earnest to limit student expenditures on books. Instead of requiring students to buy a $100 anthology for my class, I assigned mass market alternatives that will cost my students at maximum $60, but as little as $20 if they buy used off of…

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Even though they lost, the Panthers are still undefeated

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

My Dad was on a men’s over forty all star team in the mid nineties and pitched an inning against the Silver Bullets. He was booed viciously by the crowd after allowing only one hit and no runs.

It’s that new 4d feature that iOS and Android rolled out to everyone.

Fucking brightness on this screen is irritating my eyes.

Pretty disrespectful of Kaepernick, especially after Santa Clara PD worked so hard to keep Ray McDonald and Aldon Smith from facing charges.

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?