How long can this possibly go on?Factor in the CTE and I think it’s time he hangs it up. Of course the INTs of several defensive backs may suffer.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

I think you mean 7torm

Buying weed in a legalized state, Jerry Jones says: “It’s just not good”

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “EWE.”

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

If this works I may think about taking Deadspin to court for the absence of the 2015 HOF. I really took a bath on those “Piggy Poop Balls 2015" t-shirts.

And if that doesn’t work he knows 1003 others:

Because that is totally a comparable situation

2-hole is the best description of Jeter I have yet read.

This is like the Yankees not allowing A-Rod to hit but trotting out the corpse of Jeter for a whole fucking season in the 2-hole.

On the bright side, I don’t think concussions can do much damage here.

Chin up, Cards. You’re so far behind in the division that a lost to the Cubs is the same as a lost against anyone else!

The only NFL jersey I’ve ever owned was a Randall Cunningham jersey. I was young, my favorite color is green and he was a QB who could run really fast on Tecmo Super Bowl for NES. For that reason alone I am an Eagles fan from Ohio. Fuck the Browns, fuck the Bengals, fuck the Steelers (because there are more of those…

Remember when Roy got his ass kicked by Mike Vernon?

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

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