My guesses are...

I made it through this entire story and didn’t feel compelled to do anything else.

Normally, I’d laugh at this, given I knew where you were going when you said it.

Ren and Stimpy!

I would buy it. Torts has fully embraced this opportunity and is doing this the right way.

I have mentioned them in discussions with others, so I would scan the comments in full. It will provide your answer. I am on my phone right now and don’t want to retype because I hate typing on my phone for the most part.

We have already had one great moment this season: the Matt Calvert game. I was in attendance for that one.

Basically, he is against them now, because primarily, it’s like you have a guy at the rink in the morning, he might leave for lunch, then comes back and is at the rink for a long time until the game is over and postgame stuff is done.

To a degree, we didn’t have a choice. Torts was the only significant name out there when we fired Todd Richards (on his birthday at 0-7-0). That said, maybe it was one of those Hockey Gods blessings because clearly it is working out and keeping things exciting for all the right reasons.

Okay I guess I am wrong. I meant the first alternate with RoboPenguin in the late 1990s. Remember that one?

I’m not going to lie, I didn’t pay attention to the WC because it’s Bettman’s way to try and avoid the Olympics. Plus the commercials for it with that weird 1970's porn stache guy just turned me away from it.

Already working on the African American vote for 2020, I see...

Lemieux basically made it his mission when he took over as owner to rectify that. But Vegas gold?! Glad they truly fixed things in the past couple of seasons, including appropriate road unis this year.

Counterpoint: No salary cap, and Bettman had yet to implement his dirty fingers into everything after taking over early that year. Because, everything is Bettman’s fault, lol. I can hear Jim Nantz of CBS now... “A tradition like no other, the booing of Bettman during the Stanley Cup presentation.”

I’m going to go to the default sentiment everyone has, whether it’s 100 percent true or not.

No one has sent out their thug line to start a brawl at faceoff, either, lol. Man that was an interesting VAN-CGY game.

We still have people from the 2014 playoff appearance, and others were on the Calder Cup title team in Cleveland last year, so I don’t think we’re going to be scared in the postseason.

Put it this way: There’s only ONE THING that is being ran away with right now, and that’s Torts for the Jack Adams trophy for best coach.

You have our old AHL coach who won the AHL Calder Cup last year. Give him time. He’s a good dude. I hope he can achieve what the lauded Patrick Roy could not.

Philly is starting to slack but whoever is WC1 is probably going to go to the Atlantic as the Metro may get the No. 1 team in the conference, if not the league. And that WC1 team may come out and it’s Metro vs. Metro for the SCF berth.

One thing about our rivalry though... we finally got the idea that Let’s Go Jackets…