Do you guys think Drew Magary has already written his 2017 WYTS for the Vikings? Or does he have them stockpiled for years to come and just inserts names in blanks?

Oh gee what evidence. Oh noes! Lets use a stupid ASG showoff event that is built up for pure crowd pandering as support for a claim. Are you using Donald Trump logic? RyJo only did that to get the cheers and vote for winner and all that stuff. But I didn’t see him using that to win fastest shot or clip all four…

You make it sound like every game there is some point where everyone stands up and celebrates and breaks out in Buckeye song and dance.

In that division, moreso than others, not much will be needed to fall a bit at this time.

Because it isn’t currently slated to be on national television in the US. So either it is FS North, FS Ohio, or an already-subscribed Center Ice package of some type. Unless NHLN abandons current plans and picks this up, this is the NHL trying to throw a bone. Bet that online broadcast will advertise subscribing…

If it wasn’t for Captain Andrew Luck on Twitter this would be the best sports Civil War joke reference I have seen in a long time.

You are full of absolute bullshit, with apologies to offending bullshit everywhere.

Jackets are solid and balanced across four lines. Some still think a fourth line is always, always grinders but that isn’t so here. At least six players have 20+ points, and at one time only they, the Rangers and I think the Ducks boasted that.

The Metro bracket is going to be absolutely insane. Barring injuries or something over the second half of the season, three quality teams are going to be done in two rounds of postseason play.

... has won a Cup in Tampa Bay and taken a basement team and built them into something when people pegged them as a top pick contender in the lottery again? Again, nothing guaranteed for any of the current five Metro teams in the playoff bracket. Not even the reigning champ Pens, Rangers, pending cap doom Capitals, or…

You couldn’t be more wrong. Anyone who cares about hockey, especially those fans of the handful of teams legitimately wanting to be the top record, are likely going to watch this game with interest if their own team isn’t simultaneously playing. Especially the uber-tight Metropolitan Division.

Wow... Arizona is the hockey news posted here? Ari-fucking-zona? Of all the NHL stories, the fucking Coyotes?

I blame Colin Kaepernick for this.

The way the Niners are playing I am sure it’s a better deal than the 69 for 49 you quoted.

Name a boy Kefka and teach him to laugh repeatedly.

There would be a fear the child would grow up and be very large in size, and that would open up a whole ‘nother line of issues when someone became smitten with Butz.

Actually, since this reminds me of it, Stephen A. Smith is really the one who has major beef with Kevin Durant and issues hot takes AND threatening takes regarding Durant. Remember how last season he looked in the camera and tried to cut a WWE promo saying Durant shouldn’t mess with SAS?

That was a good zinger. +1.

Russia: Dope all you want, just don’t be gay.

He “failed” as HC of the Browns in a short stint there, but it can be argued that Art Modell’s infinite wisdom may not have given him a fair shot.