I am bowing down to the master who can break it down. +1

Wait when did he win the Divas title? Lol just messin’.

The issue with animal-named teams is some day PETA is going to run out of frivolous ideas to run with and just sue all the sports leagues with animal names and claim a bunch of stupid BS on them. We aren’t talking live mascots like you would find with some SEC schools, but they would try to say how Sir Purr…

Since one Jets team managed not to fail yesterday (god why do my beloved 49ers suck?), someone playing under a Jets moniker had to.

ESPN is reporting that the attempted manslaughter conviction could give an additional 20 years. So if he got the max for each conviction, that’s 60 years.

HOT TAKE: As a 49ers fan, at least we have won Super Bowl titles and beat John Elway when it mattered. (Oooooh feel the burn.)

Wasn’t it the Bills that, in a different game before that, also held the Browns to negative yardage for the game?

And at one point the talk was which team gets the Cotton Bowl berth, Western Michigan or Navy. WMU tried to mess it up nearly losing to Ohio in the MAC Title Game; Navy gift wrapped it to WMU by losing to Temple in the AAC title clash, and now they’ve put sprinkles on the sundae of fail today.

Duke teammates be looking at Grayson Allen like, “Man, he be trippin’!”

Maybe he will 1-up things and go with his footlong.

Just because you’re successful in one avenue and your word holds gold doesn’t mean you can go to another one and have the same ring true.

The mere fact it is Bill Simmons behind it should have been reason alone to not even start reading, let alone your correct thoughts on Malcolm Gladwell.

How would you like to be Greg Gumbel and Trent Green, assigned by CBS to this game? I mean, how do you call this game without saying, “What did I do in a past life to deserve this?”

And we know how Jets draft picks tend to go...

This is definitely not rock bottom yet. There is always that chance the 49ers can snap their franchise worst 11-game losing streak (70th anniversary of the team and they’ve never been this bad.)

1995.

So I am going to give the answer here. No comedy because I cannot live up to anything already said by other posters. I am in tears because of them. My guts hurt.

And Godwin’s Law has been fulfilled.

Both were AFCW teams doing it against NFCS teams to boot. Any other AFCW-NFCS games left?

It would be the first thing coordinated this junk of a team has done all year. I love this team, but the worst season ever is going to end up with the No. 2 pick because of Cleveland going 0-16. And even if Cleveland goes 1-15, they’ll end up with the weaker SOS tiebreaker (Seattle twice and Dallas, among other…