If anyone is the owner of a bad flower shop, it’s one of the Marlins’ owners over the years.

And who did the Marlins in franchise history have as pitchers anyway? You and I know damn well they flat out bought those two WS titles — not trade for a missing piece, but bought them — and eventually firesaled the teams. I’d argue Dontrelle Willis or Livan Hernandez was better. But it doesn’t take much for any…

The fact we can have this discussion against two teams with deeper pockets than the Tribe can ever imagine, enjoy it while we can. We saw what happened to CC and the guy posing as Fausto and Cliff Lee and the gang. They all went elsewhere one way or another. Paul Byrd was an ESPN MNF “Gruden Grinder” in that rotation,…

Every OSU megafan will buy it so they have something new to wear when they aimlessly yell “O-H” and act like Parkinsons patients with theot sloppy hand signals and also act like dementia patients and wonder where they are at as we see them fail to spell one of the easiest states to spell among the 50 we have.

Are we discussing sports or the Presidential Election? Need clarification.

Our Tribe definitely ranks third amongst the three.

Having your (currently, but determined not to be permanently) paralyzed father in the stands and being able to look at him and block out the pressure and crowd helped Tomlin a lot as well. (Tomlin is on record as describing this.)

I am not going because I want to watch the Tribe at home. But I’ve seen the craziness before. It is arguably the biggest party in Southeastern Ohio all year. They don’t need a concert or anything. They just need alcohol and a gathering spot.

So officially Fernandez is not this hero everyone makes him out to be.

I’m going to rant here a bit, Ray...

I grew up in Zanesville, 10min from where the mass animal slaughter of fall 2011 happened.

Because that would have busted things open and we can’t have that. This series is in bed with doctors, stress management agencies, and big pharm, LOL!

Ohio University.

Southeastern Ohioan born, live in Columbus now, and you can annex Cincy and its stupid poison chili into its own country.

How do you think we Indians fans felt? How many times did we have RISP at third, with those innings of either first and third or that one bases-loaded inning? And to see our best emerging player Lindor get picked off during one of those first/thirds and then DP to end the bases loaded situation?

Good thing it isn’t the NFL. 6-0 would mean amount of Cleveland QB changes in the game compared to the other team.

This post is the GOAT on Deadspin.

At this rate, the Indians (five shutout wins this postseason) might tie the Browns (zero wins this season in seven tries) in comparisons of those stats. Indians can only max at seven shutout wins, for what that is worth. But that would be the scales of justice breaking badly, or a see saw where Andrew Miller and Cody…

Per SportsTime Ohio postgame, the 1905 NY Giants, 1998 NY Yankees, and the SF Giants of 2010 and 2012 were the previous record holders, all tied at 4 shutouts in the postseason. All four won the World Series.

Or yet another sign of how fucked up 2016 is, between all the excruciating celebrity deaths, the Presidential election, and whatever the hell is going on that suddenly makes Cleveland a happening sports town for its, ahem, two professional teams.