And if they start losing, and he leaves the NBA, he can go into the business of alternative medicine vasectomies.

MLB pitcher David Wells comes to mind, if you want to go beyond the NHL.

My bad. So much to process it is brain overload, ya know?

I don’t know what has been injected into the water in Cleveland as of late — and apparently it isn’t flammable, nor reaching the football stadium — but between the AHL Monsters, the NBA Cavs, and possibly the MLB Indians, this is just unbelievable.

Yeah, TBS basically said anything and everything is illegal, even superglue.

But how would he throw a split finger pitch?

In support of the change argument, do we remember the Washington Wizards were once called the Washington Bullets? Sounds weird now, doesn’t it?

That’s why there’s AFLAC. It doesn’t hurt to miss work.

Somewhere in here, there’s supposed to be a turn of this comment into how a bleeding woman shouldn’t be President and some wack meme, probably posted by Schilling himself.

Maybe if Bauer wasn’t trying to cross wires or whatever on his drone, all of this wouldn’t be an issue.

Wahoo gone? I agree. Team name changed? No. The team was named for arguably (depending on your historic source) the first Native American that played in MLB. But let’s not get facts get in the way of a good smear campaign for those who want to attack the team and think the Indians just decided to name themselves the…

What about Bucky Lagrange?

I am disappointed there is no Russell Wilson celibacy reference in here, because that’s the easy sports target with him and Ciara doing that whole celibacy thing. (Although Deadspin had an article recently discussing how he was pre- and post-nuptials.)

We.

Sadly I think I’d rather eat Skyline Chili than hang out with one of those two, let alone both of them.

Hey I didn’t say it was GOOD chili. I don’t eat that crap. I’m sure actual human crap tastes better.

That’s more Cincinnati than Cleveland, truth be told. Not saying those restaurants don’t exist there, but let’s not confuse our baseball cities. One is in the playoffs, and one has chili.

Maybe they can do “Cardinals losses on this date in postseason history”?

I kinda like that a lot actually.

Brooklyn booed the living hell out of the blood red Universal title when it was unveiled. It was red, red, red. Like they wanted to say, “Hey, this is the brand split, and this is Raw’s title because we sent the WWE World title which looked good to SmackDown Live.” I mean, so much red. Like, the Red M&M considered…