Least they don’t host the Raiders this year, right?

That legitimately made me spit out my drink. Thank goodness my smartphone is in a good case. +1 to you sir.

You keep kicking ass, Sager. You can and will do this. Ain’t nuttin gonna hold you down. You WILL triumph.

That is true. But Stage IV is usually reserved for the “Oh shhh.....” slowly looking over medical pics situation. So it is legit. And maybe at one time Stage IV was death sentence but technological advances in medicine have helped us. Maybe we need a Stage V now, where it is spread to organs and uncurable while IV is…

Mom is fighting Stage IV brain cancer now and I swear in four months she went from near death to probably R-word in 2017. I am thankful for the continued progress she has and am glad to see Mort with the same.

Does Deadspin provide a comprehensive mental health package to its writers? I’m scared for Drew Magary’s health.

Sure it does. Roger Goodell just chooses to turn a blind eye to what Ray Rice says.

I came here expecting this reference, knowing how Deadspin is. At least I wasn’t disappointed. Otherwise, I have no comment.

Greg Hardy is no longer on the team so he is safe from that ending.

Too bad the office pool on the exact day Romo would be hurt and miss time didn’t include any dates before Week 1 of the regular season.

Looks like with the NFL regular season coming, Tony Romo is (with all due respect to Aerosmith) ‘back’ in the saddle again.

Are we not offending the word Fuck by associating it with Trump?

No jokes here. Watching the Attitude era, and SCSA-Hart at WM13 is the shining example, you know what a fake cut is and what isn’t. Lesnar on Orton was not a fake or staged cut. The blood gushing out was too much.

Great, just what we need, another Antonio Cromartie or Travis Henry.

Provided a brain exists to start with. In this case, there is reasonable doubt.

The Acolytes Protection Agency would have had a field day.

Fans shouldn’t enter entertainment/sporting events period.

I’d say Drew Magary’s lead should be followed and a spring training baseball edition of WYTS should be made, but the Deadspin staff would focus so much on the Cardinals that no others would get done.

If Manu has the Euro step, who has the dub step?

But was the copter also playing Pokemon Go? These are things I wanna know.