waymoe is love

Later, Jeremy Clarkson isn’t fed in time and the head becomes angry, then grows a beard as it begins to roam the countryside to feed

Craigslist be like,

“My Falcon is Best Mustang because Twitter.”

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

Can’t unsee.

the observing officer was “not in a position to initiate a stop”

I saw a 2dr ragtop at a local car show recently; I had to take a panorama in order to fit it all in frame:

Awesome. Tip ‘o the hat from a relative punter that’s auto-x’d a Ferrari 308 GTS in the rain and lapped the Nurburgring in a diesel VW beetle cab on winter tires, with 3 passengers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYUJ5Z…

Starboard! Coming about!

Let me get this straight,

Or, you know, not make them roll for things they shouldn’t need to roll for. We do endless complicated things all day and don’t crit fail them. Tell the story. Does it make the story more fun? More epic? Add humor?

didn’t you hear? Penny Farthings just went through the roof.

1960-1975, under $2000. The most dangerous search criteria known to man

Bitchin’

More like 1989, but it’s totally close enough, dude.

I think if they were caught speeding, they’d have been charged with speeding.